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SUCK IT BOSS MAN!

Yesterday I get told, twice in one work day, by the boss to work on my accent which will benefit me professionally as well as in my personal life as he’s sure I need to work on that as well. Later on same thing, he’s sure that things I do and the way I am in my personal life need work so as to benefit my professional life.

Firstly, that is racial discrimination and you can be DAMN SURE that if I was from anywhere other than England, he wouldn’t say diddily shit. For fuck sake, one of our accounting people is from fucking Texas and I think she is waaaay harder to understand than I am. HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS A PROBLEM WITH HOW I FUCKING TALK. Secondly, FUCK YOU, I GOT MY STUDENT LOAN APPROVED BIATCH, I AM GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE IN ABOUT 2 MONTHS. SO FUCK YOU.

I pity the fool who takes on this job, I really do.

The best thing about this is the fact that I got all my paperwork and loan applications and online shiz and faxing and mailing to get accepted on the course as well as get my loan, right here at the office using the office supplies. Actually no, the best thing is, I don’t need him as a reference EVER so I am going to be able to not just quit, but to tell him EXACTLY what I think about him. I can just see it now; Boss man, you are a senile awful disgusting smelly cunt. You have to rehire all the time because of these traits. People in the business will actively not work with you because of these traits. You blatantly have erectile dysfunction and the thai bride is potentially the most pathetic thing about you but I’m sure there are more things that are worse that we don’t know about. Go suck a dick, I’m out.

Ahhh, sweet sweet unburdening!

Week 1

Finished my first week at Todd Communications and I honestly loved it. Love love loved it, I’ve got my office and my work I can just get on with, I get to talk to authors and publishers, I get projects that when finished are going to have my name on them in print. In print!! I will physically be able to buy things with my name on them; I’ll be a household name! Aha. Right now its a bit slow so it is a bit easy but thats fine with me, just means I get to be able to train up with no hecticness and then it will get busy and I can’t wait. I actually can’t wait to really know what I’m doing and to be able to get on with it without being the new trainee. The editor, lets call her scotsgirl, is amazing. She really knows what shes doing and is really nice and I just like her. She makes me a bit homesick cause we can go off on a tangent about things like new look and primark and she knows what ann summers is!! I look forward to her being my friend. And then there is a boss lady who is a few years older than me and reminds me a lot of treacle. Everyone is really nice. I’m sort of stressing about the cinema job cause I said to the family that I would keep it and work friday after TC and saturday but I really honestly do not want to. I was so shattered by the end of this week and I know I should be earning as much as possible but I’m now at a full time 8am-5pm job at good pay; I just don’t want to push myself to far when by the end of the week my back is pretty damn sore from being at a desk and I feel like I deserve to have my weekend. I’m in a real grown up job for fuck sake, I am not going to want to go from that to the cinema and be dead on my feet. Plus when moo gets here I want to be able to have my weekends so we can do stuff. I’m really disappointed about HAP as well, there is just no way I can do it unless I say that while moo is here I can’t and then before and after I can do weekends and work with chick. To be honest I really don’t know how I’m going to work that one out but I have a few months so I’m sure I’ll think of something.

New prognoses; severely vitamin d deficient and hypothyroid. So basically I need to take some pills to help with how my body absorbs nutrients for my bones and also energy. Which I could have told them but oh well! I also apparently do not ovulate at all so need to take something to trick my body in to having a period. Again, something I already knew. I’ve come to terms with the whole infertile thing, I’ve just never really felt that chidlers were in my cards. I just hope I can find a guy who is cool with that and would rather be a cool godparent or uncle.

Can’t wait for work on monday 🙂

2 Corporate Giants

So I now have two jobs; early morning-early afternoon as a Barista at Starbucks and then a movie ho at the cinema Century16 from mid afternoon till waaaay early morning. Basically losing my soul to big corporate giants who are demanding no nail varnish, no nose stud, hair up and minimal personality. I sound a lot more bitter then I actually am, I’m grateful to have jobs again and to be working and I’m grateful that I’m going to be earning some good monies even if it means no more sleep. But then again I’ve slept enough the past few weeks, I’ve slept enough during 2009 to last me till 2013. Ergh, am going to miss my comfy comfy bed though and am a bit worried that my mostly pain free self is going to be a screaming mess but I guess we’ll see.

I just took control of my nails again, I am talon free!! And am taking care of the jolen face for the first time in months which makes me feel a bit more….confident. I’m on a mission!

Imma Busy Bee

New full time job as a manager type person (bahahahahahahaha I know, manager) at a salon/beauty supplies/tanning place in the 5th av mall which is perfectly fine with me seeing as the 5th av mall is my most favorite place to be. Last few days at the tooth and I’m kind of sad to go cause have made some friends there and its easy and the tips are nice but also am so over and done with that place! Never really fitted in I suppose and I am so tired of being a total menial slave laborer type.

Have been doing my driving school stuff and my instructor yesterday said (without prompting) that he could see no problem with me taking the test on thursday and that I am definitely on the right track. So by friday I could be a fully licensed driver! Scary times.

Pain has been ok these past few days, actually been sleeping which I think helps a lot. Been sleeping a lot actually, its like I’m trying to make up for the sleep I’ve missed.

Nearly got eaten by moose yesterday on my way to work. Was at the bus stop looking down the road for the bus when in the distance I saw something sort of jogging up the pavement and thought ‘oh shit’ and then these two massive moose came in to view and I’m standing there thinking ‘what do I do, what do I do, are moose dangerous, am I going to be eaten, should I make a run for it’, and then the moose are pretty much right next to me so I run across the road standing in a massive pile of snow and then my freaking bus started down the road so I had to run back and jump on before the moose noticed I was there. The bus driver was totally laughing at me, when I got on he was all like ‘oh were they giving you a bit of trouble’. Wanker. Aha.

Can.Not.Be.Bothered.With.Work.Today