‘Oh your medical letters don’t seem to have been sent off…..oh you haven’t heard from the endocrinology team….oh your suppression test results don’t seem to be here’.
How about I just die then? Hmm? Just lay down, kick the bucket and then none of it will matter. No one else seems to be overly concerned that these life saving test results are missing and if the fucking doctors can’t be fucked, neither can I! Appointment to save your liver not for a few more months? Frigging amazing.
I might just actually commit suicide by baileys. At least it would be a tasty and enjoyable way to go!